hippy-daze: kripke-is-my-king: hahry: a venn diagram of the things george washington said not to do and the things america did would be a circle #washington sitting in the afterlife screaming ‘TWO THINGS AMERICA. I SAID TWO FUCKING THINGS. #ISOLATIONISM. #NO POLITICAL PARTIES. #DID I FUCKING STUTTER #DID I STUTTER MY ENTIRE FAREWELL ADDRESS #GOD DAMN LINCOLN NEVER HAD TO PUT UP WITH...
a-study-in-butts: selenium-: canderemy: excuse you
jonnovstheinternet: yoursourwolfisshowing: ...
So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made...
girlwithalessonplan: fuckingmultiverse: letsgivethesekidsashow: honeychildplease: I’m quite pleased with this. Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag. WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY” And this is why I tumblr.
dampsandwich: hitsandtrips: stickittothemandria: dampsandwich: why would you even drop acid? people are gonna slip on it and hurt themselves! only drop the acid if you can neutralize it by dropping the base This^
That moment when you're scrolling through the...
hiddlestonhug: melislostinthestars: the-art-of-fangirling: remember that time Captain America went on a double date with Clara Oswald then chased down Thorin Oakenshield for killing Caesar Flickerman and ended up fighting Elrond and Dobby who had started everything by killing Filch The nerd is strong with this post
thelilnan: I started a Bad Lip Reading thing with Javert gifs but it’s probably not going to get better than this
So when did Suzanne Collins decide to make Panem a...
As if I wasn’t afraid of this possibility in the first place. But why are there so many different versions of the map?
the3rdjp: THE HISTORY OF THE TIME WAR.
Kristen Wiig hosting SNL May 11th
nbcsnl: miss-effie: All the feels. [gif via]
“All I can say is that Clara hasn’t just met the...
ATTENTION ALL DOCTOR WHO FANS
dickdickdickdickdickdick: Step I; Open this Step II; Open this Step III; Have fun for hours
Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense
fictionaladyfeels: salmiakkivodka: If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage But homosexuality is bad I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with #i’m not saying its aliens #but