bossypants:

Michael has so many pictures of his kids, he had to get two phones, with two numbers, and he pays two bills. He’s just so happy to have a family plan.


 

(Source: sirheisenberg)

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} Date Posted: 5 days ago

shutupmerlin:

We are trying to make being adults fun, so today when we did Amanda’s grocery shopping, we played Grocery Store Bingo.

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} Date Posted: 1 week ago

hippy-daze:

kripke-is-my-king:

hahry:

a venn diagram of the things george washington said not to do and the things america did would be a circle

#washington sitting in the afterlife screaming ‘TWO THINGS AMERICA. I SAID TWO FUCKING THINGS. #ISOLATIONISM. #NO POLITICAL PARTIES. #DID I FUCKING STUTTER #DID I STUTTER MY ENTIRE FAREWELL ADDRESS #GOD DAMN LINCOLN NEVER HAD TO PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT [via thecapn]

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(Source: taccone, via thesuperwholockiandiaries)

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} Date Posted: 1 week ago

jonnovstheinternet:

yoursourwolfisshowing:

kingofanxiousthinking:

HOLY FUCK

I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE

I LITERALLY JUST HIT REBLOG AND LAUGHED AT MY PHONE FOR A MINUTE OR TWO TRYING YO COMPOSE MYSELF ENOUGH TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE.

 ITS BACK

DEAD, FUCKING DEAD.

OH MY GOD

what even,

this is music

this is actually my favourite audio post on tumblr and i’m going to reblog this for the 3rd time

oh

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON, BUT I LIKE IT

(via thesuperwholockiandiaries)

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} Date Posted: 2 weeks ago

So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made this status today…

girlwithalessonplan:

fuckingmultiverse:

letsgivethesekidsashow:

honeychildplease:

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I’m quite pleased with this.

Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.

WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT

I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT

I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY

THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”

And this is why I tumblr.

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} Date Posted: 2 weeks ago