Do you remember the way it felt?
You mean back when we couldn’t control ourselves
Remind me
Yeah, remind meAll those things that you used to do, that made me fall in love with you
Remind me
Oh baby, remind me
If you’ll be my Louisiana, I’ll be your Mississippi
You’ll be my Little Loretta, I’ll be your Conway Twitty
You’ll be my sugar, baby, I’ll be your sweet iced tea
You’ll be my honeysuckle, I’ll be your honey bee
oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this
lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF
(Source: ForGIFs.com, via spinitoverandoveragain)
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This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.
#and at that moment #Jamie’s phone rang #”JAMIE” Nili exclaimed on the other end of the line ”ARE YOU READY TO PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE ON A LOAN? #BECAUSE I’VE JUST FOUND A HOUSE MADE OF FREEDOM” #Nili was sounding more emphatic with every word #”INSTEAD OF A GUARD DOG WE’LL GET A BALD EAGLE #AND WE’LL TRAIN HIM TO SCREECH AT ANY COMMUNISTS WHO TRY TO CLAIM THIS LAND AS THEIR LAND#AND WE’LL SET OFF FIREWORKS EVERY DAY #AND THEY’LL GIVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT THAT OUR HOUSE IS STILL THERE #WE’LL ALWAYS HAVE AN APPLE PIE COOLING ON THE WINDOWSILL #AND A BASEBALL GAME ON EVERY TV #BECAUSE THIS #THIS IS OUR LAND OF THE FREE” (via montypythonandtheholyblog)
Andy Samberg’s speech at Harvard Class Day 2012 (x)
(Source: eriksens, via thedoctorisamonkeyslut)


